This goes out to all of you non-parents who are in the “My kid would never act like that” club. I am a bit embarrassed to admit that I was once president of your organization. I knew it all…I worked with children with behavioral issues, read all the books, attended all the seminars…parenting would be a breeze.
And then I got one of these.
Sanctimonious future parents…I am your worst NIGHTMARE.
All I can say is, Karma, people. Keep it up, and you’re gonna get a big fat dose of it 
An attention-loving (positive and negative), french fry-launching, waitress-pinching, Mommy-biting, bigger than life little boy.
Thank goodness he’s also a sweetheart, and cute as all get-out.
As I told my husband the other day, he’ll either be class president, class clown, or class convict. Let’s hope we can teach him to use his powers for good.
In the meantime, I am going to invest in a mask to wear in public from now on. Especially in restaurants.
Until next time,
Twodaloo!
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Haha at least you weren’t carrying a screaming toddler underneath your arms like a football through the store with people staring at you like you have abducted the kid, and making anyone considering having a child in your path re-think it! Haha now that’s karma!
Hah! I had a moment like that today…both babies screaming because they didn’t want to leave the toy store, another little boy starts crying because he thinks I am hurting them
I could hear his mother telling him, “It’s ok, they’re ok, they’re not hurt…” Oh, the joys of parenting!
HAHA OMG, now that topped my experience! haha
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Wow! Thank you so much! I will get on this straightaway! And I am your newest follower
Thanks so much!
Yep I too was in the “why do they let their children do that” camp, until I had a child and realised there really is no “let them” about it. I’m pinning this to the Sunday Parenting Party Pinterest board
Thanks! Glad you could relate
Oh yes, been there! Karma has taught me many lessons in the last 4 years! My big one was always thinking how terrible it was when mothers would let their kids open the food in the supermarket trolley before it had been paid for. Now I’ve been there. Whatever it takes to get through that store without tears…. hahaha Thanks for linking up to The Sunday Parenting Party.
Hah! I’m guilty of that one, too
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